tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1476021495867810725.post2038284594216275786..comments2023-08-09T05:59:50.108-07:00Comments on Double-headed Shart Attack: Friday Poundings: My car's boyfriend, and Vanishing Twin SyndromePatent's Patentedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03612505162983356794noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1476021495867810725.post-74724086532983306782013-06-14T12:21:29.970-07:002013-06-14T12:21:29.970-07:00But you can't trust the righties either! They&...But you can't trust the righties either! They're just as likely to have murdered their left-handed twins in the womb! It's like that moment in The Thing when they realize the alien can take the shape of anyone it wants.<br /><br />In fact, for all you know, YOU have blood on your hands, and someday that rage will return and you'll kill the people you love the most. <br /><br />So we can't ever be truly safe. Especially since fetuses can apparently get tiny AK47s in the womb. What a world, amirite???Patent's Patentedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03612505162983356794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1476021495867810725.post-12044410154720488062013-06-14T12:11:47.272-07:002013-06-14T12:11:47.272-07:00I KNOW SO MANY LEFT HANDED PEOPLE!!! WE ARE NOT S...I KNOW SO MANY LEFT HANDED PEOPLE!!! WE ARE NOT SAFE! I must begin construction on a bunker stat!!Heatherhttp://www.thatredheadedsister.comnoreply@blogger.com