*this is not at all true.
But when is it the right time to wear your cape, you ask? You've got a closet full of capes to match nearly every outfit, but you don't want to look a fool by wearing it at the wrong time. Well, never fear; I've got you covered.
The Rules About Wearing Capes:
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THERE ARE NO MOTHERF***ING RULES!
CAPES ARE GOOD FOR ALL THE TIME!
Perhaps you're going to the movies with your dear mother/other elderly friend:
Who the hell is that young whippersnapper to judge? He works at the movie theater and is wearing a bowtie with an apron. He doesn't know the first thing about fashion.
Perhaps you feel like going hunting! Nothing makes wielding a gun more appropriate or thrilling than WEARING A CAPE:
Hunting not your thing? Perhaps you are more into figure skating.
Think that looks good? (and how could you not?!). Well, check out how killer it is when she starts going a little faster!
Hello, Michelle Kwan? I just figured out why you never won that gold medal.
If I ran into this guy in the coffee shop, I would be slipping my phone number into his pocket so fast ...
I especially like how he kept the hood of his jacket outside the cape. That's just classy.
And you wanna venture a guess as to which guy at the dance club is DEFINITELY going to be getting laid tonight?
Hint: IT'S THE DUDE IN THE SWEET PURPLE CAPE.
Finally, Superman's outfit is stylish. I always knew he was just ahead of his time.
Just don't wear them with sweatpants. That's trashy, y'all.
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