The original Total Recall is one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s greatest films.Oops, wrong Schwarzenegger movie.
It takes place on Mars or something.
It involves people’s memories being implanted by some sort of computer.
Then ... this happens:
And then this:
Oddly enough, I feel like I’ve pretty much done the film justice. Because let's be honest, folks: there really isn't much more to it than this.
I mean, come on.
I'll just have to make sure I'm drunk when I do eventually watch it.