If random things had babies with other random things

I feel like it's been a while since I just sat down and drew a bunch of random shit.

So today, that's what we've got. A bunch of random shit.

Here is a dog:

And here is a pig:

And here is their offspring, the pig-dog:

Jesus f**king Christ it's an abomination.

Here is a bunny:

This one turned out pretty good, don't you think? 

My, how our standards have fallen after nearly a year of this blog.

And here is a shark:

And here is the bunny-shark their illicit love created:

I genuinely feel as though looking at this picture has made me dumber somehow.

Here is a mighty bald eagle:

And here is a kitty:

Tee hee, his name is "Boots."

And here is a bald eagle cat:

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Here is a ladybug:

Here is a velociraptor:

Don't be so impressed. I was copying a picture instead of drawing from memory.

Here is an I don't even know anymore:

Here is your dad:

Here is your mom:

And here is you:

Christ, you're a f**king monster. How do you live with yourself? Were you conceived through butt-sex?

HAPPY FRIDAY YOU BUNCHA UGLY BASTARDS.