I photoshopped my baby onto more stuff

Expect more regular blog posts to start up again soon ... I'm back to work, which means I'm back to having baby-free lunch breaks in which to write it! Woohoo!!!

But first I have like 1200 emails to get through.

Until then, please enjoy these pictures of my baby starring in shady TV commercials:

I don't know how you found the time.

 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HELP, AUDREY? NOTHING. YOU JUST POOP AND CRY.

 I feel uncomfortable talking about ED with a baby. Where did you say you went to med school again?

Also, I was singing that old favorite YMCA with the baby, and when we did the Y, her arms barely reached past her forehead. So then Jesse and I were thinking about how enormous an adult's head would have to be in order to achieve the same proportions. I mean, think about it -- put your arms up like the Y in YMCA and imagine that your head pretty much fills in all that space between your arms. Good lord; we'd be freaks!

I demonstrated it here with this picture of Tobey Maguire with a baby-sized noggin:

No wonder babies have trouble holding those things up. Good grief.