But first I have like 1200 emails to get through.
Until then, please enjoy these pictures of my baby starring in shady TV commercials:
I don't know how you found the time.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HELP, AUDREY? NOTHING. YOU JUST POOP AND CRY.
I feel uncomfortable talking about ED with a baby. Where did you say you went to med school again?
Also, I was singing that old favorite YMCA with the baby, and when we did the Y, her arms barely reached past her forehead. So then Jesse and I were thinking about how enormous an adult's head would have to be in order to achieve the same proportions. I mean, think about it -- put your arms up like the Y in YMCA and imagine that your head pretty much fills in all that space between your arms. Good lord; we'd be freaks!
I demonstrated it here with this picture of Tobey Maguire with a baby-sized noggin:
No wonder babies have trouble holding those things up. Good grief.