Meanwhile, back in the Workshop of Abomination ...

Hey guys, I've been spending my free time in my secret workshop (kind of a lair, I guess) putting together some neat stuff. They're horrible abominations against everything that is natural and beautiful! I worked really hard on them so I hope you like them.

The hardest part is breeding the animals to be comparably sized, and then of course keeping them alive until the transplants are complete. I know my stitchwork is still pretty messy, but I haven't been working on this for very long so hopefully it gets better in time. Let me know what you think!

MOOUSE

VULTIGATOR

CROCOVULT

ELEPHIRAFFE

GAZELEPHANT

KITTYCONDA

BOA CONSTRICTY-CAT

WOLFIRREL

SQUIRRELF

CHICKEN-ASS

Haaaa! You're dumber now than you were when you first started looking at this. I did that.