An art gallery of beautiful things I've drawn that you haven't seen yet

You guys think I just draw pictures for this blog? FALSE! I draw pictures to annoy other people on the internet as well! But don't you want to see them? They're fantastic! Please enjoy this gallery of some of my beautiful artwork that has graced other corners of the web. And of course, I shall present these with no context whatsoever, because it's way better that way. I assure you that there WAS context. Probably.


"Benjamin Franklin sleeping but pretending to be awake with the help of some ultra cool glasses"
Vandalism of another picture
$5,000

"Bird that has flown into a window and shit itself upon impact" 
Tracing on a photo
$10,508

"Cannon that dispenses babies via laboring woman in the cannon's depths"
Original artwork
$1 million

"Pirate captain of large log being dragged by a dog"
Vandalism of another picture
$8,351.54

"Happy meal? More like MURDER MEAL!"
Vandalism of another picture
$6

"Happy guy's day gets ruined by gravity"
Original artwork
$1.43

"The elusive Retarded Yellow Fish of the Southern North Whatchamacallit Ocean"
Original artwork
NOT FOR SALE

"George W. Bush tells Hurricane Katrina to stay away from New Orleans"
Original artwork
$27 million

I hope you've enjoyed this gallery showing. Now please hit up the open bar!