I didn’t feel like drawing anything for this, so I thought I’d just steal whatever Google Images found for “castle siege.” But then that turned out to be a bunch of well-done drawings by people with talent so I felt bad and decided to draw my own castle after all. It’s “under siege” … GET IT?!?!?!?! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
In the end, it didn’t really matter what his plan for getting to the ground was, because his rope was far too short for the amount of distance he was hoping to cover. He got about halfway down before running out of rope, at which point he just let go and dropped down to the lower roof (which was covered in broken glass from drunk students tossing beer bottles out their windows).
We figured out where he needed to go and walked him home. These favors would all be repaid over the years when it became my turn to, ahem, be “over-served.”
Meanwhile, I'm pretty excited for Thanksgiving weekend. We'll all be up there for a good three or four days ...
Better stock up on booze.