A series of amazingly-executed Santa pictures

It's Christmas! Woop woop!!! If all went according to plan, I'm playing with all my toys right now. I really hope I got that play kitchen I've had my eye on.

To celebrate the joys of the season, here are some amazing pictures of Santa doing what he does best!

We'll start out with ...

DRUNK SANTA:

Haha he's spilling it all over his beard! Looks like SOMEONE is glad to be done delivering gifts for the year.

However, you know tomorrow's gonna suck, when he wakes up and realizes he's turned into ...

 

HUNGOVER SANTA:

Filled with regret, Santa wishes he had at least drank some more water before passing out half in and half out of the pantry.

But hungover Santa ain't got shit on everyone's least favorite ...

DOUCHEBAG SANTA:

 

This Santa is all neckbeard. Look at him there, in his ugly plaid scarf, glancing upwards and thinking deep thoughts about deep things, like whether or not making fun of Nickelback is overdone and he needs to choose another mainstream band to be the target of his half-cocked anger.

 

This next picture is of ...

 

SANTA RIDING AN OVERBURDENED DONKEY!

 

Look at that poor donkey! He's all, "Santa, you fat f**k, GET THE HELL OFF!" Oh man that's funny.

 

Next,we have ...

SANTA RIDING A SEGWAY WITH NO HANDS!

 

THAT'S VERY DANGEROUS, SANTA.

 

 

And then, of course,

 

SANTA RIDING AN INEXPLICABLY ENORMOUS DUCK!

 

 

It's a Christmas miracle!

 

And for our final shot of the day, we have:

 

SANTA AND RUDOLPH STARRING IN A LOVABLE HOLIDAY MOVIE FULL OF HILARIOUS HIJINKS!

 

 

Is that Santa riding Rudolph who happens to be wearing rollerblades??

 

YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS.

 

Merry Christmas everyone! Enjoy your kitchen play sets!!!!!

 

YEAHHHHHHHH AWESOME!!!!!!