Agyiophobia: The fear of being in the street
How can anyone be afraid of being in the street? That's ridiculous. The street is just how you get from Point A to Point B.
Hmmm, maybe the real problem here is
Cyprianophobia: The fear of prostitutes
A perfectly reasonable fear.
Defecalgesiophobia: The fear of painful bowel movements
Dude ... eat some fiber. Seriously.
Gymnophobia: The fear of naked bodies
Kathisophobia: The fear of sitting down
Haha what an IDIOT. Do I look like this when I sit down? TELL ME AND BE HONEST. I'll never sit again!
Lachanophobia: The fear of vegetables
GET OUT OF HERE TOMATO YOU'RE A F**KING FRUIT.
Melissophobia: The fear of bears
You guys, how could ANYONE be afraid of bears?!?!?!?
OH MY GOD don't ever do a Google image search for "bear attack."
I'M F**KING SERIOUS DON'T EVER DO A GOOGLE SEARCH FOR THAT.
It's just ... I can't ... oh god.
WHY DID I LOOK AT THAT.
WHAT DID I THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.