In typical PP holiday fare, here are a few really bad Paint drawings that I think truly capture the spirit of the day:
US Flag Elephant holding a firecracker in its mouth (okay that looks more like TNT but either way, this picture will not look very good in about 30 seconds):
The flag pattern was a pain in the ass. Don't expect such excellence from the rest of the pictures.
Patriotic Camel holding a firecracker in its mouth:
Jesus this one is just awful.
Patriotic Donkey holding a firecracker in its mouth:
I got a lot of practice drawing donkeys the other day. As you can see, that helped me not at all.
Patriotic Duck holding a firecracker in its mou-- errrh, beak:
Fugly as hell.
Let's try something a little different, since I'm obviously not on top of my drawing game today (but I totally was the other day):
OH WAIT ------ THERE IS ONE THING MISSING:
Look, I don't wanna be a dick and be like "I told you so," but seriously, you shouldn't hold fireworks/TNT in your mouth. That's f**king fireworks safety 101.
Have a great Memorial Day, everyone!
PP & family