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Wednesday, October 2, 2013

I had a baby

Afternoon, friends! (And enemies who read my blog in order to better plot my downfall)

I had a baby yesterday. Yep. I have a lot more to say on the subject, but I'm still in the hospital and there's a baby sleeping in my arms so you're just gonna have to wait. 

I just wanted to let you all know about the whole baby thing so that if you showed up to the blog and were all pissed like "wtf, no new material since Friday?! Lazy bitch!!" that I actually have a pretty good excuse. So there.

Anyway, stay tuned for more!

Oh and by the way -- my water DID break at home in bed, but guess who was wearing an adult diaper at the time and didn't make any mess at all? Yeah, suck it haters. I'm a goddamned genius.


  1. Ooh, congratulations! I hope she gets your sense of humor?

  2. Okay, that was the wrong punctuation... But I like it better that way.

  3. Yeah! Congratulations!

  4. Congratulations!! On not messing up the bed of course

  5. Amazing! Can't wait to hear all the gory details ;)