Instead, here are some drawings of cats doing stuff. Apologies to those who have seen some of these before ... I wasn't about to draw ALL new ones when the ones I had were lookin' so fine! Remember the part about me being lazy and my pants being too tight? Yeah.
Cat poopin' in your favorite mug:
"Oh shit oh shit oh shit" Cat:
"I ordered tuna, not SALAD" Cat:
Mean April Fool's Prank Cat:
"Who the f*** ordered Space Jam so many times? This cable bill is outrageous!" Cat:
Cat who shouldn't have followed his idiot owner out with the pogo sticks:
Pharrell Cat getting some excellent fashion advice:
Flock of PowerPoint Cats:
"Don't Tell My Wife I'm Smoking Again" Cat:
Stack of PowerPoint Cats:
Different PowerPoint Cat being ridden by a tiny horse:
There you go. Now you're ready to face the day.
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