So no shit there I was. Driving to work. As usual, I had to leave before the sun came up, so it was pretty dark in the car. And since it was pre-dawn, of course I had coffee with me in my travel mug.
Well, I guess I got a little too into my audiobook, because I didn't notice that my mug had rotated slightly. I brought it to my mouth ...
You see what's coming, don't you? DON'T YOU?!?!?
So yeah, you know those little knobs that are on the F and the J on a computer keyboard, so you can feel where your hands are without looking?
Whatever makes you happy, fruit loop.
WHY THE FUCK DON'T TRAVEL COFFEE MUGS HAVE A LITTLE KNOB ON THE EDGE WHERE THE HOLE IS, SO YOU COULD FEEL IT WITH YOUR TONGUE AND AVOID SPILLING COFFEE ALL OVER YOUR WHITE SWEATER?!?!?!?
GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING LUNATIC.
Nope; I'm just covered in coffee, angry, cold, and sleepy.
Our friendship is OVER.
THIS WOULD BE SUCH AN EASY PROBLEM TO AVOID.
WHY HAS NOBODY DONE THIS YET.