Please note that I regret creating this almost as much as I regret watching the Human Centipede.
No seriously; words cannot express my regret at being responsible for this abomination.
To make up for it, here are those same Presidents but with their heads mounted on giraffes instead:
And here they are on penguins:
So hey, we're cool now, right? The bad taste has been, errh, WASHED OUT OF YOUR MOUTH????!!!
This guy gets it.
Okay, okay. Here's FDR (since I got all the other coins except the dime) on a komodo dragon.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa okay we're good.
If those don't make you want to go out and buy some low-priced furniture or new automobiles, NOTHING WILL. Happy Presidents' Day, 'Merica! And to the rest of the world, SUCK IT.